Benefits of big hips:
Laundry basket rest
Tiny human rest
Full size human rest
Hip checking those who challenge you
Ability to swing them wider than a cadillac
Model walk is 10x more dramatic
Taking up more space
Looking like a fertility goddess
(Source: , via cashmerecalypso)
people my age are getting pregnant and married and i can’t even order a pizza over the phone
In a nutshell, how most academic arguments work.
How I feel in many arguments
CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW THIS IS THE MOST PERFECT THING I’VE EVER SEEN.
College Humor NAILS this one.